Robert Pattinson helps his ex be artsy and edgy

Robert Pattinson would probably make an amazing boyfriend, but he’s definitely a good ex.

The “New Moon” actor has offered his ex-girlfriend, Nina Schubert, some work to help her out. Schubert went to school with Pattinson and was a successful model before leaving the industry and moving to New Zealand.

She has been working at meat factory, an occupation far from her glamor days with Rob.

“We sort boned-out meat that comes down on the conveyor hot and still pulsating. I’ve shown some skill and they’re going to give me some knife training for a trimming job,” Schubert said.

“We were laid off because there was no kill, but I’ve been called back for next week.”

Pattinson, however, helped out by commissioning his ex to paint a canvas for him.

“Rob is still a really good friend of mine. He’s hopefully going to come here, if he can get a break from working. I gave him my paintings when we lived together in London. Now he’s commissioned me to paint one for him and I’m working on it,” said Schubert, who admits she’s changed since they dated.

“It was the tall, blonde, body thing. I wasn’t a dark, edgy girl, I was commercial, long blonde hair and long legs. But I’m not a model any more, I got bored. I’m 26 in April and they told me I could model till I’m 40 and you can. It’s whether you want to. No, I’m not running away from something, I just got tired of it all. I want to do something else, but right now I don’t know what that is. It’s a blank canvas. I’m still getting offers to go to Europe for modeling work,” said Schubert.

Honey, go model. You’ll eventually get old and/or fat. Model now, while you still have the body and connections. You can be all artistic and edgy when you’re old. Trust me.