Pink: Fur makes you look fat

In case the image of minks getting anally electrocuted wasn’t enough of a turn off, Pink has found a new way to swear people off wearing fur.

The “Sober” singer, an outspoken animal rights activist, believes the only way to stop celebrities wearing animal skins is to call them fat.

“The whole animal welfare and cruelty side of wearing fur is clearly not working because some people still insist on wearing it,” said Pink

“So I think we should have a new campaign with the message – fur makes you look fat. That is probably the only thing these people care about so let’s go for that. You look terrible in that. It makes you gain 15 or 20 lbs. That will do the trick.”

Pink is a strict vegetarian and staunch supporter of PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals).