Be careful what you write, it might come back to bite you in the ass. Russell Crowe challenged an Australian newspaper columnist to a cycling duel after she made fun of a photo of the actor smoking and eating on a bike ride and it was all caught on video.
The piece, in Sydney’s Daily Telegraph, was headlined “smokes and fatty foods the fitness regime for Rusty”. Crowe called up columnist Annette Sharp to a 12-mile race through the city. And it was all caught on video as he pounded her into the ground.
At one point during the race, Sharp fell off her bike. After their duel, she wrote: “I was sliding exuberantly down the track when, with a thump, I came off the seat and landed painfully on the crossbar. This was surely it – his victory moment. His victory moment, with me sprawled in the dirt.
“Yet he was gracious, concerned – the perfect gentleman as he rolled up my trousers to check my knee.”
She added: “When you make a living throwing stones you expect that one day someone is going to lob one back.
“This was that day.”
Hmm, maybe if I write about how Alex O’Loughlin is a pussy on a motorcycle, he’ll invite me to hop on behind him and give it a go. Yes, Alex, you’re a pussy and I really need you to prove your motorcycle prowess. In person. Preferably between my legs.
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